All I do is eat

I’m hungry. I’m lying in bed. I can’t seem to get out. What to do? There is a pot of boiled rice on the stove but what I’m really craving is blood pudding, breakfast sausage, eggs and hash browns. What I’m really missing is a good shot at a heart attack.

Yesterday, I ate some ramen noodles with two poached eggs and broccoli, rice with greens and shrimp, carrots with cancaillote, smoked codfish liver with bread and finally, raw cookie dough. The day before I ate green fettucini with shrimp and basil, a natto sandwich, and a pomegranate. The day before that I ate chahan, Louisiana red beans and rice, Fried mahi mahi with spicy coconut on rice, four heaping teaspoons of peanut butter with jelly. All of these meals, save the Louisiana red beans and rice, came from my kitchen.

The question needs to be asked. Where is all of this food going? Why am I not running a restaurant? How long before my heart attack?

@1 year ago with 1 note
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